ryanjjohn:

Every day I struggle between “I wanna look good naked” and “treat yo self.”

(via genuine-values)

vevovevo:

tbh if someone ever thought about me when they masturbated i would be really flattered

(via purecosmos)

instagrampa:

I’m usually that person who has no idea what’s going on

(via perfection-has-no-definition)

waterfallfish:

I’M SORRY I’M NOT INTERESTING OR FUNNY OR PRETTY I’M JUST KINDA HERE

(Source: hal1oween, via perfection-has-no-definition)

cokeflow:

my middle name is actually $

(Source: fingerblaster113, via perfection-has-no-definition)